WHERE’S THE BOYS’ BATHROOM CLEANER?!

WHERE’S THE BOYS’ BATHROOM CLEANER?!

When we first started creating premium cleaning products in 2008 (!) We knew we wanted to be different. Our amber bottles and premium signature fragrances set us apart from our competition.  

But we also had a distinctive brand "voice." Murchison-Hume was like a hip and knowing Aunt or Uncle, serving up practical products with a wink. We had cheeky names for our products, too. Our classic apothecary labels bore names like "Counter Intelligence" (All-Purpose Cleaner) and "Spit & Polish" (Stainless Steel cleaner). You get the idea.  

As our business grew, we migrated to the States, but in a faster-moving American market, these non-SEO-friendly names caused a lot of confusion. "Can I use the Boys' Bathroom in the Girl's Bathroom?" and so on. We Americans tend to be very literal. So, to clarify things, we thought it might be useful to help our OG, faithful customers find their favorite products, we made a guide. 

 

Premium Glass Polish

 

PREMIUM GLASS POLISH is now: GLASS CLEANER 

Use it on windows, mirrors, electronic devices + screens, glasses, sunglasses, and even drinking glasses. It only has 2 ingredients Water + alcohol) so it's food safe. It's the best glass cleaner out there.

 

Effortless Floor Splash

Floor Cleaner

EFFORTLESS FLOOR CLEANER is now: FLOOR CLEANER

(sold as a mini concentrate that makes 500ml bottles). You can use your old bottle or buy a forever glass version here: Use it on wood, tiles, concrete, marble, or any floor not harmed by water. 

 

Spit & Polish

Leather Cleaner 

SPIT & POLISH is now: LEATHER CLEANER

A universal polish. Use it on Stainless-Steel, wood, marble and all types of leather, vinyl, rubber, and plastic.

 

Everyday Upholstery Cleaner

Garment Groom

EVERYDAY UPHOLSTERY CLEANER is now GARMENT GROOM 

Use it on all types of fabric and upholstery. It cleans AND refreshes any fabric not harmed by water. It's like Febreze, but better (because it actually cleans fabric instead of just scenting it).  

 

Counter Safe

All-Purpose Cleaner 

COUNTER SAFE is now an ALL-PURPOSE CLEANER 

Use it on all household surfaces not harmed by water. It's all the same thing, people. Get on my train!  

 

Boy's Bathroom Cleaner / Ladies Bathroom

BOYS’ BATHROOM CLEANER is now BATHROOM CLEANER 

Use it on the sink, toilet, tub, and tiles. Works great as a natural air freshener, too!  

 

Luxury Laundry Soap

LUXURY LAUNDRY SOAP is now EVERYTHING LAUNDRY SOAP 

The new, common names may not be as interesting, but they make it easier to find the right product in Google. And we kept Garment Groom, because it’s perfect, and you can use it on the sofa. Promise.